Post by Norm on Nov 22, 2013 14:42:18 GMT -6
Lifted from The Bunker:
In 1937 a man named Erving Vicksburg was arrested for fornicating with sheep owned by Auburn University following a Pentacostal church tent revival turned drunken rodeo free for all. He was arrested and found guilty of beastility. Erving was sentenced to 8 months in jail. During his stay in jail he supposedly wrote a book on the many industrial uses of sheep wool that was so substantial the warden, a man named Sherman Sherwin, stole the book and ultimately sold it to a publishing company as his own work for a sum of 700$ and a mule. The twist of the story happened when Erving Vicksburg was released from prison. He went on track down Sherman Sherwin at his Lochapoka AL home. Angry over the theft of his writing, Vicksburg killed Sherwin in his sleep by beating him to death with a burlap sack full of sweet potatoes. He then went on to fornicate with the very mule that Sherwin received in return for the book on sheep. He left a note on Sherwin's kitchen table that vividly described the lude act, and outlined his plans to infiltrate a traveling carnival and sodomize a bear. We know that he achieved this goal from letters that he wrote to his first cousin on his mother's side, and first known lover, Gertrude Pendergrast. These letters were published in a Portuguese fetish magazine called "Le Chinichilla" in the late 1940's. As for Erving Vicksburg's last known whereabouts, the final letter to Gertrude proclaimed that he was moving to Kentucky to pursue a career in coaching football.
In 1937 a man named Erving Vicksburg was arrested for fornicating with sheep owned by Auburn University following a Pentacostal church tent revival turned drunken rodeo free for all. He was arrested and found guilty of beastility. Erving was sentenced to 8 months in jail. During his stay in jail he supposedly wrote a book on the many industrial uses of sheep wool that was so substantial the warden, a man named Sherman Sherwin, stole the book and ultimately sold it to a publishing company as his own work for a sum of 700$ and a mule. The twist of the story happened when Erving Vicksburg was released from prison. He went on track down Sherman Sherwin at his Lochapoka AL home. Angry over the theft of his writing, Vicksburg killed Sherwin in his sleep by beating him to death with a burlap sack full of sweet potatoes. He then went on to fornicate with the very mule that Sherwin received in return for the book on sheep. He left a note on Sherwin's kitchen table that vividly described the lude act, and outlined his plans to infiltrate a traveling carnival and sodomize a bear. We know that he achieved this goal from letters that he wrote to his first cousin on his mother's side, and first known lover, Gertrude Pendergrast. These letters were published in a Portuguese fetish magazine called "Le Chinichilla" in the late 1940's. As for Erving Vicksburg's last known whereabouts, the final letter to Gertrude proclaimed that he was moving to Kentucky to pursue a career in coaching football.
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