Brother Jet's Thanksgiving Vacation Bible School Story Time
Nov 26, 2014 14:31:21 GMT -6
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Post by Jet on Nov 26, 2014 14:31:21 GMT -6
Gather ‘round, dear chillun. Brother Jet has some things to tell you.
In the beginning, the Good Lord had it all right because he made the sky blue and sun orange. When sin came along, it was a-colored crimson. That’s just the way it is. I didn’t write it that way. The Good Lord did. Even the hymn writer said, “Sin has left a crimson stain.” It’s the stain we deal with erry day.
There’s been bad since pert near close to the beginning. Eve got sweet-talked, and then she yammered and yammered and yammered until Adam gave up. They gave in to that Serpent. He wasn't a wolf in sheep's clothing. He was a snake in a suit from T-Town Men's Wear. And Evil started that day.
It got so bad one time that the Good Lord decided to go all CTRL-ALT-DEL on errybody, except for Noah and his family. They got saved to a jump drive before they got on the ark.
You’da thought that woulda straightened errything up, but it didn’t. Evil keeps comin' back, and the good folk have to keep fightin' back.
Those Egyptians were bad folk. They got showed. The Philistines thought they was all that and a bag of Golden Flake, but they got upset by a 14-point underdog.
One of the original crimson teams – them Redcoats – we showed them a thing or two. Then you’ve got the Nazis. I hate German Nazis. And their buddies, the Japs. They had a crimson dot in the middle of their flag. I mean, evil on a flag. It took 'bout all we had, but we stopped Evil.
Shoot, our granddaddies and great-granddaddies and great-great-granddaddies must’ve known something in 1907 when they said “to hell with ‘em” and quit playing ‘em because they wanted to bring Thomas Ritter, Sr., as the official erry year.
But we took the high road and started playin’ em again. We’ve had ups and downs. They’ve given it to us some, and we’ve returned it back to them. (Return! Get it?)
We have to deal with our foe – Evil, incarnate – this weekend. Them experts say we won’t have a chance, but we’ve done this before. We can do it again. It’s because we understand the value of opportunity.
The Apostle Bo showed us the value of one yard. The Apostle Chris showed us the value of one second. The Apostle Cam showed us the value of perseverance. The Apostle Gus showed us the value of creativity. Hopefully, the Apostle Ellis gets off his duff and shows us sumpin’.
We hate Evil because it is our calling. We hate uat because it is Evil. We fight because it is our duty. If we surrender, we die. We win because our cause is righteous.
Throughout history, good men and women have fought against Evil wherever it is. As it has been for more than a century, Evil is in Tuscaloosa. It is our time to fight Evil yet again.
God bless, War Eagle, Beat the cousin-humpin' Infidels.
And y'all have a happy Thanksgiving.
In the beginning, the Good Lord had it all right because he made the sky blue and sun orange. When sin came along, it was a-colored crimson. That’s just the way it is. I didn’t write it that way. The Good Lord did. Even the hymn writer said, “Sin has left a crimson stain.” It’s the stain we deal with erry day.
There’s been bad since pert near close to the beginning. Eve got sweet-talked, and then she yammered and yammered and yammered until Adam gave up. They gave in to that Serpent. He wasn't a wolf in sheep's clothing. He was a snake in a suit from T-Town Men's Wear. And Evil started that day.
It got so bad one time that the Good Lord decided to go all CTRL-ALT-DEL on errybody, except for Noah and his family. They got saved to a jump drive before they got on the ark.
You’da thought that woulda straightened errything up, but it didn’t. Evil keeps comin' back, and the good folk have to keep fightin' back.
Those Egyptians were bad folk. They got showed. The Philistines thought they was all that and a bag of Golden Flake, but they got upset by a 14-point underdog.
One of the original crimson teams – them Redcoats – we showed them a thing or two. Then you’ve got the Nazis. I hate German Nazis. And their buddies, the Japs. They had a crimson dot in the middle of their flag. I mean, evil on a flag. It took 'bout all we had, but we stopped Evil.
Shoot, our granddaddies and great-granddaddies and great-great-granddaddies must’ve known something in 1907 when they said “to hell with ‘em” and quit playing ‘em because they wanted to bring Thomas Ritter, Sr., as the official erry year.
But we took the high road and started playin’ em again. We’ve had ups and downs. They’ve given it to us some, and we’ve returned it back to them. (Return! Get it?)
We have to deal with our foe – Evil, incarnate – this weekend. Them experts say we won’t have a chance, but we’ve done this before. We can do it again. It’s because we understand the value of opportunity.
The Apostle Bo showed us the value of one yard. The Apostle Chris showed us the value of one second. The Apostle Cam showed us the value of perseverance. The Apostle Gus showed us the value of creativity. Hopefully, the Apostle Ellis gets off his duff and shows us sumpin’.
We hate Evil because it is our calling. We hate uat because it is Evil. We fight because it is our duty. If we surrender, we die. We win because our cause is righteous.
Throughout history, good men and women have fought against Evil wherever it is. As it has been for more than a century, Evil is in Tuscaloosa. It is our time to fight Evil yet again.
God bless, War Eagle, Beat the cousin-humpin' Infidels.
And y'all have a happy Thanksgiving.
